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Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name.  ~William Wordsworth



A father is always making his baby into a little woman.  And when she is a woman he turns her back again.  ~Enid Bagnold



Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim




Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni




Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away.  ~Dinah Craik



There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself.  ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994




Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis



Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!  ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836

It's nice to see Ben Stiller playing someone who has a clue, I don't want to

Remember Happy Gilmore's grandma (the one who was terrorized by Ben Stiller)

Stiller's multi-gear ability is why he's considered one of Hollywood's top

Happy Gilmore. (Source: pleated-jeans.com). #Happy Gilmore #ben stiller

he may actually look more like Ben Stiller's character in Happy Gilmore.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

Shooter almost put Happy's grandmother on the streets, and Ben Stiller (as a

Ben Stiller isn't the funniest person alive but definitely has not had

Even though Ben Stiller put her through hell in one of the worst nursing

Christopher McDonald, Ben Stiller. Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) is an

Ben Stiller made a cameo in Happy Gilmore

Ben Stiller might be waiting for you and it won't be for a

Scott: I now look like Ben Stiller from Happy Gilmore. Caitlin: Oh Jesus.

The Royal Tenenbaums: As the grieving widower Chas Tenenbaum, (Stiller) is

We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost

Starring Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen, Ben Stiller

Happy Gilmore. Big Daddy Lucius Fox Spoof

In Happy Gilmore, Sandler plays the title character, a raw, determined,

Ben Stiller To Direct Walter Mitty Remake

A special mention must go to Ben Stiller for his uncredited role as the evil

Sandler's manic routine is perfect for Happy Gilmore; it's nothing you

It's nice to see Ben Stiller playing someone who has a clue, I don't want to

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  ~Author Unknown